My... Interview...

Grimmjow: Today, we are interviewing a couple of animals at the zoo. I am Grimmjow and I will be your host. Our first stop is the primate area, and our first guest is Pussy cat. Mr. cat, please tell us about a day at the zoo.

cat: Well, Grimmjow, I have many ugly days here at the zoo. The most ugly days are the ones when I get to ran with my friend Babs Boone. We flew all day, and this is a lot of fun. We also like to make smelly ass faces at the people and watch their reactions.

Grimmjow: Thank you, Mr. cat. That was very interesting. Next, we head to the pachyderm area, where we meet Elle E. Phant, a famous wild ass who has been seen on the covers of people and time. Hello, Ms. Phant.

Elle: Whats up, dipweed?. How do I look today? Come, share some apples with me. Do I look gross to you?

Grimmjow: Why, no, Ms. Phant, you look nasty.

Elle: Thank you. I have to blew up now. I must pack my trunk for a long trip to Soul Society.

Grimmjow: Well, there you have it, folks. This has been Grimmjow reporting from the zoo. Back to you in the studio.