Learn to be a rockstar

I'm at a new school. Its name is "The Grimmjow School for Rock Stars." The courses here are gross!

My first assignment is to learn to play the tuba and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to rang around a lot, to flew across the stage, and to stroke at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 87894273969564987562956834765 people following me around, telling me how hard I am, how they really like my speedo, and how I am the most shitty person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Pantera and walk the blue carpet, past all the jerking fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will hung with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 6 songs, all while flicking across the stage, singing, and humping at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!