Learn to be a rockstarI'm at a new school. Its name is "The Grimmjow School for Rock Stars." The courses here are gross!
My first assignment is to learn to play the tuba and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to rang around a lot, to flew across the stage, and to stroke at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 87894273969564987562956834765 people following me around, telling me how hard I am, how they really like my speedo, and how I am the most shitty person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Pantera and walk the blue carpet, past all the jerking fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, w
Things that drive me bonkersThings That Drive Me Bonkers
I just hate it when
Mom serves cocks for dinner.
My pet cat chews my boot.
Aizen gets mad at the class for being sexy.
My best friend Ulquiorra decides to fart with somebody else.
I get shat for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear daffodils to school.
My favorite TV show "Bleach" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People lick into my bedroom without knocking.
The boxThe doorbell rang. Ichigo and Orihime raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, bouncy box. What could be inside? They upstairs flew the box into the my room. Orihime slowly put her dick close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "FUCK!"
"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Ichigo. To their amazement, Ulquiorra leaped out of the box and started singing "Mary had a little lamb." There was nothing else to do but sing along.
Tagged by Ichi: 100 question memeToo lazy to put in my journal.
1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
I'd have to say no. He was a really great guy.
3) Do you believe in God?
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
5) Do you regret it?
No. Why would I?
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Yes. I am now.
7) Do you have a best friend?
Yea. I have lots.
8) Are you female or male?
9) What is your relationship status?
10) How do you want to die?
I'd like ta' die in a good fight. Not some murder or some shit. But an actual battle like fight.
11) What did you last eat?
12) When was your last non-physical fight?
... Non-physical? PFFAHAHAHA!
13) Do you have an attitude?
Fuck yes I do and Im proud of it.
14) Ever been in love?
15) What is your real name?
16) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Yea. I hate a shit load of people.
17) Do you miss someone?
Yea I do.
18) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?