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The haunted towerOne afternoon Ulquiorra and Nel were walking down a(n) creamy trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were grainy and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Ulquiorra and Nel began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they washed up so far that they had wandered away from the trail.
It started to get dark. Ulquiorra began to get worried, but Nel seemed excited to have an adventure. "Look!" Nel said. "Do you see that whip? It looks like a house!"
"We're saved!" cried Ulquiorra, who was relieved.
Once they got closer, Ulquiorra felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage Ulquiorra had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 4535345345222344 feet tall, and it was covered with red ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Ulquiorra had ever seen!
Ulquiorra said, "Nel, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!"
"Don't be such a(n) dildo! We're going in. I think it looks
Learn to be a rockstarI'm at a new school. Its name is "The Grimmjow School for Rock Stars." The courses here are gross!
My first assignment is to learn to play the tuba and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to rang around a lot, to flew across the stage, and to stroke at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 87894273969564987562956834765 people following me around, telling me how hard I am, how they really like my speedo, and how I am the most shitty person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Pantera and walk the blue carpet, past all the jerking fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, w
Things that drive me bonkersThings That Drive Me Bonkers
I just hate it when
Mom serves cocks for dinner.
My pet cat chews my boot.
Aizen gets mad at the class for being sexy.
My best friend Ulquiorra decides to fart with somebody else.
I get shat for something I didn't do.
Dad makes me wear daffodils to school.
My favorite TV show "Bleach" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.
People lick into my bedroom without knocking.
The boxThe doorbell rang. Ichigo and Orihime raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, bouncy box. What could be inside? They upstairs flew the box into the my room. Orihime slowly put her dick close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "FUCK!"
"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Ichigo. To their amazement, Ulquiorra leaped out of the box and started singing "Mary had a little lamb." There was nothing else to do but sing along.
Tagged by Ichi: 100 question memeToo lazy to put in my journal.
1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
I'd have to say no. He was a really great guy.
3) Do you believe in God?
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
5) Do you regret it?
No. Why would I?
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Yes. I am now.
7) Do you have a best friend?
Yea. I have lots.
8) Are you female or male?
9) What is your relationship status?
10) How do you want to die?
I'd like ta' die in a good fight. Not some murder or some shit. But an actual battle like fight.
11) What did you last eat?
12) When was your last non-physical fight?
... Non-physical? PFFAHAHAHA!
13) Do you have an attitude?
Fuck yes I do and Im proud of it.
14) Ever been in love?
15) What is your real name?
16) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Yea. I hate a shit load of people.
17) Do you miss someone?
Yea I do.
18) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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