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Some days are the worstWhat a day this was! This morning before school, my water broke, and I had to fap all the way to school. Then the teacher announced that we would be having a test next week on 565 units of our textbook.
When I was flattering to the cafeteria, I stepped in whore-ish boxes of rabbid mice. I couldn't get the high tops off my shoes! I opened my lunch sack, and then I realized that I had grabbed my leftover lunch from last week. The only things I had to eat were stale jizz covered raisins and lustful grapes. Luckily, Ulquiorra had some extra purses, so I didn't starve!
That afternoon we had gym class. The gym teacher told us we would be grinning today, but I'd left my briefs at home. So I had to bite instead.
On the way home from school, I dropped my bag, and all of my toe nails fell on the ground. At least we had my favorite bottle caps for dinner!
It's been a long day. I hope tomorrow is better. I'm going to put on my special bras tomorrow morning, just in case!
Could it really happen?It happened last Saturday. Ichigo and I were camping in my back yard. We were telling jokes and eating brussel sprouts when we heard an odd, fluffy noise coming from the cage full of underwear. We thought it sounded like a talking Hello Kitty.
Bravely, Ichigo meowed to the Hello Kitty. I heard white as paper music and roared to my friend. Right before my eyes I saw Ichigo disappear and then reappear as a peculiar, 23534foot Murcielago. I pelvic thrusted! But then the Murcielago danced and said, "I'm starving. Got any rotting turkey?"
"Wa-wah-where's Ichigo?" I stammered.
"What's wrong with you? I am Ichigo!"
That's when I fainted.
cats,cats and more cats <3I'm not very good at arranging things sorry .:S
Baby Alma by A-Negative-BloodSo tired... by TheJoanaPADJthe cat next door. by kamilla-bPure Mischief by ibjennyjenny... by Lorka283
nap by SilviaSpinatoSushi 2 by DianaGrigore:thumb314873572:Yummy by dockanlojsanDaylight by scarper493
don't hurt me by wolf-minoriLittle monster by LissiKeteFloh Lilly by hoschieQuerubin 2 by SuziKuteKitten, 8 days old by SarahharaS1H E L L O by johngiannis27Life is hard, then you nap by DianaGrigore:thumb180078315:The Hunter by DemonMathielPirate! by zgadujkty
the ugly by redmemetblackandwhite by TheCatVincentCleaning by Fra-Emer
N. by Yvonnne92hood cat by Asilwenfindus by nikolinelrBaltard Feline Show 2011 - X by darkcalypsoSummertime by Phatpuppyart-Studiosshe and cat by MartaSyrko:thumb310037833:Friends by TamaraWillreal men love cats by venomxbabysunset by Ekba:hug: by Sophie0305:thumb298163785:cat power by wyrazobcy
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